Re: Motormouth (was: BK cars)

[Yuri J Sos <steam4me@enternet.com.au>]

On Mon, 11 Oct 1999 08:50:48 +1000, "Stuart Thyer"
<s.thyer@anatomy.unimelb.edu.au> wrote, and I selectively quote:

>While you're trying to juggle your bookings for him, you also try & sort out
>where you book another Vic gunzel who hops onto tours in all his female
>finery.  He's a slab short of a sixpack anyway and not real pretty, so he's
>not exactly fooling anybody.  He won't try it on when travelling on
>Steamrail tours anymore, 

Only handsome, highly intelligent heterosexual and homophobic persons
permitted on Steamrail Tours, eh Stuart?

>but I hear he hopped on the tour to Maryborough the
>other week with the J looking very pretty!!  Oh and then there's another one
>who wears items of aerobic gear (womans halter top, pink) and matching tight
>short pants.  Both these gents are very regular travellers on special trains
>in Vic.

>Who wants to host a gunzels web page.  Get your shots of your favorite
>interplanetary gunzel to help put faces to names.  I don't know whether that
>kind of thing might get us into trouble though, I guess if we're discreet
>with the captions.

Fantastic idea.  

Take photos of private citizens and publish them without their
permission on the 'Net in a derisory fashion.  A secret, no sorry,
discreet, star chamber would then decide who was going on this web
page: a list of their "disabilities" or "variances from stereotype"
would then be compiled to enable the rest of the population to
identify and exile these poor unfortunate souls.

When do you start handing out the brown shirts with the black
armbands, Stuart?  Oh, and then teach your recruits a funny high
stepping gait?

> might get us into trouble though, I guess if we're discreet
>with the captions.

MIGHT, you say.  You are suggesting an unbelievable form of
discrimination against these "unnamed" people:  I'd suggest you'd
definitely be in trouble -- and you'd deserve it, too:  think about
the damages you could be liable for.

Put the lids back on the vats in the Anatomy Lab, the fumes are
getting to you!

You deserve some sort of award for the most tasteless, appalling post
of the year.

Yuri.