Got that one on my pool -- Bazt bazt@tpgi.com.au David McLoughlin wrote in message <3779670E.2007@REMOVEiprolink.co.nz>... >Ross Walker wrote: > >> Over the urinal in my church a sign reads: Please Aim To Please. > >If we are down to this level, I know someone whose house in Auckland has >the sign over its swimming pool: "I don't swim in your toilet, so please >don't pee in my pool."