Re: My Rail Experience

["BJ" <macgunzal@REMOVEbigpond.com>]

Eben Levy wrote in message <37784494.88B07520@connect.net.au>...
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>"FRISCÉ Theatre Co. (Bryan Cullis)" wrote:
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>> > * The large majority of girls aged 13-17 are filthy sluts (at least the
>> > ones on my train). One particular girl stated to her young male friends
>> > `Do you think my tits are too small' and later `If this train wasn't so
>> > packed I'd take off my top and let you play with my tits'.
>> > * The large majority of males aged 13-17 are druggos. Most spent the
>> > entire trip discussing the ripping of cones, or actually ripping cones.
>> > IF not that, then talking about girls tits.
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>> I'd like to see you take a train anywhere in Melbourne that doesn't have
>> people like that on it.  And I know, I live in Upwey.
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>One night while going from Flinders to Ivanhoe, this young guy and girl got
>on (I don't know how i could call them a couple even tho they appeared to
be
>together) and sat down. the girl was nicish and when I pulled out some
>lolliyes, she politly asked if she could have on, I obliged and gave her
>one.....
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>Later on, the guy, who would be about 16-17 got down on his knees between
the
>seats and I knew eexactly what was happening because of the little spoon on
>the seat and all.
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>about 30 seconds later you just hear *GASP* and he went all red.
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>I also heard him pass comment "I don't want him looking" but how can you
>avoide when they are sitting across the isle.
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>Some of the things you see and hear on Melbourne trains is remarkable. out
of
>all the late night travel I have done in Sydney, nothing comes close to
what
>I have come across in the 5 months of been a southerner :-}
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I used to tag along with a mate who was a spark driver when doing the last
shift for the night. Amazing what you could see looking through the tinted
window between guards compartment and passenger area. Some nights the
goings-on were better than watching Channel 28!!! Especially when the people
thought no-one was watching!!!