Re: My Rail Experience

[Eben Levy <thekid@connect.net.au>]

"FRISCÉ Theatre Co. (Bryan Cullis)" wrote:

> > * The large majority of girls aged 13-17 are filthy sluts (at least the
> > ones on my train). One particular girl stated to her young male friends
> > `Do you think my tits are too small' and later `If this train wasn't so
> > packed I'd take off my top and let you play with my tits'.
> > * The large majority of males aged 13-17 are druggos. Most spent the
> > entire trip discussing the ripping of cones, or actually ripping cones.
> > IF not that, then talking about girls tits.
>
> I'd like to see you take a train anywhere in Melbourne that doesn't have
> people like that on it.  And I know, I live in Upwey.

One night while going from Flinders to Ivanhoe, this young guy and girl got
on (I don't know how i could call them a couple even tho they appeared to be
together) and sat down. the girl was nicish and when I pulled out some
lolliyes, she politly asked if she could have on, I obliged and gave her
one.....

Later on, the guy, who would be about 16-17 got down on his knees between the
seats and I knew eexactly what was happening because of the little spoon on
the seat and all.

about 30 seconds later you just hear *GASP* and he went all red.


I also heard him pass comment "I don't want him looking" but how can you
avoide when they are sitting across the isle.

Some of the things you see and hear on Melbourne trains is remarkable. out of
all the late night travel I have done in Sydney, nothing comes close to what
I have come across in the 5 months of been a southerner :-}