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MELB: Ticket Inspectors
Recently my car is out of action due to an accident, I have been taking
public transport to and from work.
Every time, without fail, I have been greeted by on-board ticket
inspectors both going to work and going home.
Except for this one time, I have produced a valid ticket. An interesting
situation evolved the other night: I was travelling home with my
supervisor from work, who also happens to be a mate.
I tried to purchase a ticket from Nunawading using a $5 note. The
machine appeared to be working, but would not accept any notes. I only
had $2.15 in coins, insufficient to buy the required ticket. I tried
several times before giving up.
At Box Hill ticket inspectors boarded the train, working their way up to
the front carriage where we were.
Inspector: Where's your ticket?
Me: I was unable to purchase one because..
Inspector: We'll have to fine you then.
Me: I think you should hear me o...
Inspector: No excuses any more, I don't care if you are blind, deaf,
disabled, dead, stupid, smart, white, black, green, pink or blue, I
don't take excuses.
Me: Umm... I have a good reason.
Inspector: Whatever... have you got some ID?
Me: Yes, but you aren't getting it.
Inspector: You realise I can arrest you for refusing ID?
Me: You realise I will sue you for wrongful arrest?
Inspector: If you are going to be smart, I'll take you in right now.
Me: (getting very annoyed by this stage) Will do you me one thing? Will
you please hear me out first?
Inspector: Yeah, why not... this should be good.
Me: Thank you. I tried to buy a ticket at Nunawading on Platform 1. The
machine would not accept my $5 note. I didn't have enough coins to buy a
ticket.
Inspector: THe system has been around for 3 years now. YOu should know
you should have to carry coins. Where's your ID?
Me: (ready to belt this guy) Why the hell should I have to carry coins
on me because you blokes can't run a decent system? It was your fault
that the machine was faulty, not mine.
Inspector: It's no excuse. You know that not all stations accepts notes.
Me: (about to hit him): I'll explain it very clearly for you. There are
3 machines on Platform 1. 1 big one, 2 small ones. The small ones accept
coins only, the big ones accept notes and coins. I tried the big one, it
wouldn't accept my note. You have a video camera on those machines, you
have a videotape of me trying to pay for the ticket. You have a video of
me trying 3 times.
Inspector: <pause> Stay put. (rudely)
Inspector whips out mobile phone and makes a call. Comes back to me.
Inspector: Thank you for reporting a faulty machine. (walks off).
Needless to say, I'm going to lodge a written complaint against this
person. Apart from the fact that he was extremely rude, I didn't receive
an apology or get a fair chance to explain my situation.
My faith in privitisation is rapidly going down the crapper.
Andy