Re: RESULTS: Is Quokka Circumcised? Yes: 49 No: 46

["Rob" <robstephenson@iname.com>]

what the hell are you talking about u weirdo?


Anonymous <nobody@replay.com> wrote in message
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> After I followed up to Melissa's question if Quokka was circumcised or
> not because uncircumcised men disgust her, I received more than one
> hundred replies from men who have had sex with Quokka.  Of the 100 men
> who gave their testimony about Quokka's circumcision status, the
> results were as follows:
>
> Yes, Quokka is circumcised: 49
> No, Quokka is not circumcised: 46
> Don't know/Couldn't tell: 5
>
> Some of the comments received were as follows:
>
> "Quokka is most definitely circumcised.  I wouldn't go down on any man
> who wasn't." --John, Sydney
>
> "Quokka is certainly not circumcised.  His moist, chewy bunch of skin
> at the tip is the most delicious part of his dick."
> --Craig, Wollongong
>
> "Quokka is very clean cut and circumcised of course.  He is every bit
> the red-blooded Aussie male, complete with clipped cock and all.  He's
> the best lover I've ever had." --Richard Muirden, Melbourne
>
> "Quokka is absolutely NOT circumcised.  His penis is so small his
> foreskin accounts for about 75% of it."  --Phil, Perth
>
> "I couldn't tell if Quokka was circumcised or not.  His dick is so
> small it retracts into his body where you can't see it."
> --Arthur, Darwin
>
> "Who cares if he's circumcised or not.  I'm the one who does the
> fucking, and all I'm interested in is his juicy arse, which is nice
> and tight, just the way I like them."  --Christopher, Brisbane
>
> "Of course Quokka is circumcised.  I circumcised him myself.  I hate
> filthy, disgusting uncircumcised men.  I also don't care that I had to
> go to jail on charges of sex with a minor.  I was happy to take
> Quokka's virginity when he was nine years old.  He's been my favourite
> lover.  I just like young boys.  To hell with everyone who
> disapproves."
> --Melissa Torresan, Adelaide
>
> "I don't give a fuck about his silly little dick.  He sucks cock
> better than anybody I know, and that's all I want him for."
> --Butch, Alice Springs
>
> "Circumcised?  Not circumcised?  Who knows??  He's so fat you can't
> even see his dick!"  --Rupert, Hobart Tasmania
>