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Re: TGV vans withdrawn from
Kerry wrote:
>
> "David Johnson" <trainman@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message
>
> > The TGV still runs on the train as Drover's accomodation when the
> > train is carrying cattle.
>
> Interesting. So whats a "Drover"?
> Is "it" a Passenger of QR, a QR rail employee, freight or is it classed as
> livestock?
> Do "Drovers" need toilets? will they need to take their own porta potties?
>
> Kerry Whitfield
> kerry@capebyron.com
> http://yaraka-mixed.tourguide.net
Drovers are real men. They breed them tough in Western Queensland. They don't need toilets - they just piss out the window. Most drovers have never heard of air conditioning, and prefer to sit on wooden seats.
As Banjo Patterson once said:
I had written him a letter which I had, for want of better
Knowledge, sent to where I met him down the Lachlan, years ago,
He was shearing when I knew him, so I sent the letter to him,
Just 'on spec', addressed as follows, 'Clancy, of the Overflow'.
And an answer came directed in a writing unexpected,
(And I think the same was written with a thumb-nail dipped in tar)
'Twas his shearing mate who wrote it, and verbatim I will quote it:
'Clancy's gone to Queensland droving, and we don't know where he are.'
--
If someone wanted to be creative, I'm sure they could market the Yaraka train as the "Clancy of the TGV - its where he are".