Re: [nsw] 'Driver Humour'

["Dave Proctor" <daproc@spambait.ozemail.com.au>]

"Nobody" <dweebken@NOSPAM.excite.com> wrote in message
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> I've had a Guard over the Sydney Harbour bridge say:
>
> "Next stop Milson's Point. We are currently heading southbound
approximately
> 30 metres above sea level. If you look to your right, you should see the
top
> of the Sydney Opera House.. . "

Why would the Opera House be on the right if heading southbound? :-)

> I am also familiar with the aforementioned guard - I remember him because
he
> was one of the few who I could understand!

Sounds like "Mad Michael", an STA bus driver at Waverley depot. He does that
sort of thing all the time.

Dave