[nsw] 'Driver Humour'

["Jonathan Boles" <mousewithglasses@mail.com>]

Here's a continuation of that 'Driver Humour' thread from a while back...

Tonight I got a train with a weird guard on it. At stations he alternated
between three kinds of announcements:
1. 'Staaaaarrrrrnnnnnnnddd clear, daaawwwwwwwrrrrrrrsssss closing' in a
cartoony voice
2. 'Standa clear da doorsa nowa closing'.
3. 'Stand clear. (long pause) (another long pause) Doors closing'.

And then when he announced stations, it was even funnier. 'Wynyard (very long
pause) Milsons Pt (very long pause) North Sydney (very long pause) and so on,
and he pronounced Roseville 'Rrrrrrrrroseville', Turramurra 'Tuwwamuwwa' and
Warrawee 'Rawwawee'.

Does anyone know this guard?!?!  :-)