Re: [nsw] 'Driver Humour'

["Paul Jones" <dj_nightshade@yahoo.com>]

No, but i've been in one of his trains. He is good. especially when the
train was 34 mins late......


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Paul Jones

Jonathan Boles wrote in message <01bfdcfe$4f52e5e0$3ce236cb@tom-boles>...
>
>Here's a continuation of that 'Driver Humour' thread from a while back...
>
>Tonight I got a train with a weird guard on it. At stations he alternated
>between three kinds of announcements:
>1. 'Staaaaarrrrrnnnnnnnddd clear, daaawwwwwwwrrrrrrrsssss closing' in a
>cartoony voice
>2. 'Standa clear da doorsa nowa closing'.
>3. 'Stand clear. (long pause) (another long pause) Doors closing'.
>
>And then when he announced stations, it was even funnier. 'Wynyard (very
long
>pause) Milsons Pt (very long pause) North Sydney (very long pause) and so
on,
>and he pronounced Roseville 'Rrrrrrrrroseville', Turramurra 'Tuwwamuwwa'
and
>Warrawee 'Rawwawee'.
>
>Does anyone know this guard?!?!  :-)