Re: Jobs in Cityrail

["Jane Campbell" <janecampbell@optusnet.com.au>]

Thanks for a really helpful post Marc.



Marc Hunt <march@pip.com.au> wrote in message 396d8e84.0@203.24.52.5">news:396d8e84.0@203.24.52.5...
> Well first of all you need to be lazy, apathetic, rude, be totally
> mannerless, ill bred, surly with all the personal hygeine regime of a
large
> undulate
>
> Then secondly you need to be grossly overweight, sweaty and generally of
> some Arabic extraction, have English as a long distance second language,
> although actually reading, writing or even speaking fluent English may be
a
> mark against you.
>
> It will help if you have never seen a train before the day you apply and
in
> preference you will need to have the plane ticket you arrived on with you.
>
> If you have these traits you will qualify hands down, they may even make
you
> a "horizontal elevator operator" straight away. You won't need any
> safeworking knowledge at all as no one uses it anymore.
>
> Hope this has been of help to you
>
> --
> Marc Hunt
> nospam-march@pip.com.au
>
>