Re: Jobs in Cityrail

["Marc Hunt" <march@pip.com.au>]

Well first of all you need to be lazy, apathetic, rude, be totally
mannerless, ill bred, surly with all the personal hygeine regime of a large
undulate

Then secondly you need to be grossly overweight, sweaty and generally of
some Arabic extraction, have English as a long distance second language,
although actually reading, writing or even speaking fluent English may be a
mark against you.

It will help if you have never seen a train before the day you apply and in
preference you will need to have the plane ticket you arrived on with you.

If you have these traits you will qualify hands down, they may even make you
a "horizontal elevator operator" straight away. You won't need any
safeworking knowledge at all as no one uses it anymore.

Hope this has been of help to you

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Marc Hunt
nospam-march@pip.com.au