Re: Jobs in Cityrail

["Gnome 412" <gnome412@hotmail.com>]

These essential requirements relate only to male applicants?

Marc Hunt wrote in message <396d8e84.0@203.24.52.5>...
>Well first of all you need to be lazy, apathetic, rude, be totally
>mannerless, ill bred, surly with all the personal hygeine regime of a large
>undulate
>Then secondly you need to be grossly overweight, sweaty and generally of
>some Arabic extraction, have English as a long distance second language,
>although actually reading, writing or even speaking fluent English may be a
>mark against you.
>It will help if you have never seen a train before the day you apply and in
>preference you will need to have the plane ticket you arrived on with you.
>If you have these traits you will qualify hands down, they may even make
you
>a "horizontal elevator operator" straight away. You won't need any
>safeworking knowledge at all as no one uses it anymore.