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Re: 3801/30 to ararat



>Your not a real motorcader until:
>
>You've rolled a car during the chase,
>
>Been done for speeding TWICE in the same day at the same speedtrap,
>
>Been called a @%$*&wit/er at least 12 times.
>
>Thrown rocks or had rocks thrown at you by/at other motorcaders
>
>Taken exactly 3 minutes (or less) to fill up with petrol, buy a mars
>bar, can of coke and a pack of winfields.
>
>climbed at least 12 signals, ruining others photos on at least 4
>occasions in the process.
>
>torn at least 2 good jumpers or coats or pants climbing through barbed
>wire. 
> fences
>
>Been given the 2 finger salute at least 412 times by other motorcaders
>
>Gotten bogged up to the axles at least 6 times.
>
>Ruined at least 24 sound recordings
>
>the list goes on!
>

A lot of these sound suspiciously like Phil Longley. (: