Re: 3801/30 to ararat

[Mark Bau <markbau@altavista.com>]

> From: clinton smith <cdsmith@mbox.com.au>
> Newsgroups: aus.rail
> Date: Mon, 24 Apr 2000 13:08:08 +1000
> Subject: 3801/30 to ararat
> 
> however the reason for this post (my first) is to comment on the
> disgraceful driving
> displayed by so many chasing the train.

Welcome to Victorian Combat Motorcading! Its taken us years to get to this
level of brutality.

Your not a real motorcader until:

You've rolled a car during the chase,

Been done for speeding TWICE in the same day at the same speedtrap,

Been called a @%$*&wit/er at least 12 times.

Thrown rocks or had rocks thrown at you by/at other motorcaders

Taken exactly 3 minutes (or less) to fill up with petrol, buy a mars bar,
can of coke and a pack of winfields.

climbed at least 12 signals, ruining others photos on at least 4 occasions
in the process.

torn at least 2 good jumpers or coats or pants climbing through barbed wire.
 fences

Been given the 2 finger salute at least 412 times by other motorcaders

Gotten bogged up to the axles at least 6 times.

Ruined at least 24 sound recordings

the list goes on!

Mark :-)