Re: Stand Clear

["Jonathan Boles" <mousewithglasses@NO.CANNED.HAM.hotmail.com>]

I know one who sounds like a real Scotsman. He's a real gung-ho type who,
whenever he comes up the Shore, warns passengers a station in advance about the
large platform gap at Wollstonecraft, followed by a loud booming cry just as
the door opens: "Beware the gap!!!"... sounds like he belongs back in the army.

Hubert Lam <hubert@imap4.com> wrote in article
<38fc46d4$0$27507@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au>...
> has operated my "school to home" train (3.16pm up main north ex Hornsby) many
times, all of which
> has made the train run up to 10 min late (hence the Gosford via Shore train
trailing behind our
> supposedly "fast" train) because of the stupid announcements made and the
inability to get the train
> out of the station quick enough.

> > > * She-man: Speaks slowly over the microphone and has real annoying voice
> > >
> > I know that one too!