Re: This joke maybe relevant

["Bradley Torr" <btorr@bigpond.nospam.com>]

Eric Cartman wrote in message <38f596cd@news.iprimus.com.au>...
>Hi all
>
>I was forwarded this joke. Change the New York to Central or Flinders
Street
>or Vulture Street and you get the idea. I think it is quite true. I'm sick
>of being asked 50 million times a day for a dollar, loose change or a
smoke.

I hear you brah!!!!!!!! Well, I've given up smoking now (46 hours and going
strong!) but I was sick of being asked for a smoke every time I was puffing
away on a railway platform..... so what did I do? Switched over to Kents -
they come in a bright white pack which makes your typical half-drunk beggar
think they're menthols.... and watch 'em reel away in disgust! Never failed!

Also, if beggars ever ask for change or a dollar or anything... and they
always say "Urr, a train fare", I'll say "sure thing! I'll buy the ticket
for you!" and they'll say "Umm, errr, no thanks, I'll buy it myself"....
hahahaha, never ceases to amaze me.

Regards,
Bradley.