Y to K

["Rod" <comtrain@mpx.com.au>]

E-MAIL RECEIVED FROM THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT
 DEPARTMENT AT TEXAS A&M
 UNIVERSITY, COLLEGE STATION:

 AFTER 18 MONTHS OF HARD WORK, WE ARE HAPPY TO INFORM
 YOU THAT OUR STAFF HAS
 COMPLETED THE REQUESTED PROJECT ON TIME AND ON
 BUDGET.  WE HAVE GONE
 THROUGH EVERY LINE OF CODE IN EVERY PROGRAM IN EVERY
 SYSTEM.  WE HAVE
 ANALYZED ALL DATABASES, ALL DATA FILES, INCLUDING
 BACKUPS AND HISTORICAL
 ARCHIVES, AND MODIFIED ALL DATA TO REFLECT THE
 CHANGE.  WE ARE PROUD TO
 REPORT THAT WE HAVE COMPLETED THE "Y-TO-K" DATE
 CHANGE MISSION, AND HAVE
 IMPLEMENTED ALL CHANGES TO ALL PROGRAMS AND ALL DATA
 TO REFLECT YOUR NEW
 STANDARDS:  JANUARK, FEBURARK, MARCH, APRIL, MAK,
 JUNE, JULK, AUGUST,
 SEPTEMBER, OCTOBER, NOVEMBER, AND DECEMBER.
 AS WELL AS:
 SUNDAK, MONDAK, TUESDAK, WEDNESDAK, THURDAK, FRIDAK,
 AND SATURDAK.  I TRUST
 THIS THAT THIS IS SATISFACTORK, BECAUSE TO BE
 HONEST, NONE OF THIS "Y-TO-K"
 CHANGE HAS MADE ANK SENSE TO US, BUT I UNDERSTAND
 THAT THIS IS A GLOBAL
 PROBLEM, AND OUR TEAM IS GLAD TO HELP IN ANK WAK
 POSSIBLE.

 SINCERELK,
 SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT
 TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITK

 P.S. WHAT DOES THE YEAR 2000 HAVE TO DO WITH IT
 ANKWAK?



Apologies Rod ;o)