Re: Odd Cityrail announcement

["Daniel Nightingale" <dnightingale@bigpond.nospam.com>]

I likka the woggy voice, itta adds a littla culcher to the seeestem. why you
don'ta wanna itta know more, beetsa the crapola outta me. Iffya dont'a lika
it, I slappa your face.

I.E "firsta stoppa sevena hills, thenna westamead, parramadda, grannaville,
lidacombe, strathafield, redderfern, centeral, townahall, wineyard, meelson
pointa, northa seednee etc.

OR "standa cleer, doors closa"

<snippa>

>Several corporate administrations ago, the equivalent of what is now
>cityrail put in recorded announcements at stations to improve the "image"
>over what the real people on the platform were capable of. Sort-of
cultured,
>sort-of Australian voices excruciatingly equally of either gender announced
>next trains from most inner city platforms.

>snippa<