> When the "4D" first went into regular service, there was one guard who
> used to announce the latest weather report, and often the evening news!
> Sure made some of those boring winter evening trips a bit more
> interesting! :-)
There was a guard in Sydney who used to take from Sydney Terminal until
Strathfield to sprout his crap. By Redfern, people were getting sick of his
voice, by Strathfield, they were going mad!!
One of the funniest things I have heard on a P.A. was the PSS on the XPT
explaining how to open the toilet doors! "Turn the handle and push the door" I
suppose you just have to tell some people.
-- David Johnson CityRail Guard trainman@ozemail.com.au http://www.ozemail.com.au/~trainman/