"David Johnson" <trainman@ozemail.com.au> wrote in message 383FCDB9.E61DFFA1@ozemail.com.au">news:383FCDB9.E61DFFA1@ozemail.com.au... > If you are very drunk, do not attempt to kick the side of a moving train. > However if you are already legless,its ok to try. > -- > David Johnson > trainman@ozemail.com.au > http://www.ozemail.com.au/~trainman/ > >