Re: Having a Grope on Public Transport

[royboy@DELETE_THIS.bit.net.au (Roy Wilke)]

On Wed, 24 Nov 1999 09:19:51 +1100, "Con Popadopoulos - The Legend!!"
<cpopadopoulos@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Greetings from Con Popadopoulos! A Legend Worldwide!
>
>Have you ever had a grape or a tomato while on the train? No? Well, let me
>tell you what you are missing!
>
>Thanks to driver only operations, I can now select a quiet suburban
>train carriage and make a salad off until my heart is content! I went
>down to the end of one line last weekend and made a Christmas Pudding most of the
>way down since there were only a few other people in the carriage - the
>only thing that gave me away was when I slipped with the custard as the train stopped, and
>it started dribbling down just as we were coming into the station - too
>bad for me the window I was next too stopped in front of a group of
>passengers waiting to get on (after I got off!!) - so it was a quick
>scurry to gather my cooking utensils (including a gas oven) together and look normal in spite of a 
>load of custard streaming down the window next too me!

>Anyone interested in forming a club to arrange regular weekend outings
>please email me. I have a preference for some of the special steam tours
>since on most carriages you can open the windows or doors and actually
>prepare a seven-course banquet, then throw the leftovers out the door (level crossings
>are fun!). If i get sufficient interest, I will post a proposed
>timetable/schedule of the first group grape tour. A highlight I believe
>would be some photo stops where we could get out and be left stranded in the middle of nowhere by the train.
>
>Until next time - this is CON POPADOPOULOS signing off!
>