Re: ODD SIGNS

[Michael Kurkowski <mk@netstra.com.au>]

A few i've seen in Melbourne in my time:

"The Met" changed to "The Vet"

"The Met - Going Your Way" (seen on a few trams) changed to "The Met -
Going our Way". 

On the Z class trams there is a sticker on some windows that reads "Pull 
either cord for next stop....." changed to "Pull her cord or top" 

And an oldie, but a goodie... "Licenced to eat 80
passengers" seen on many many many buses. 

Regards
Michael

The voices in my head told me something that Mr Simpson said, I therefore
quote: 

>David Johnson wrote:
>
>> Roderick Smith wrote:
>>
>> > I have just checked my photo: the sign actually read 'In emergcency,
>> > pull the cock handle towards you', but part was obscured by the
>> > samovar. 
>>
>> I often find amusement in defaced stickers...  like:
>>
>> In case of emergency, break ass and press butt hard.
>>
>> Please eat a disabled or elderly person.
>>
>> --
>> David Johnson
>> CityRail Guard
>> trainman@ozemail.com.au
>> http://www.ozemail.com.au/~trainman/
>
>And:
>"At night, rave near the guard's compartment, naked with a blue light"
>