Re: Secret SRA policy change.

["Dave Proctor" <daproc@sd5.mailbank.com>]

Martin Barr-David wrote in message <385E46D7.AF9574BD@tig.com.au>...
>You can't  be serious

Of course he is - he meant every word of it.




:-)

Dave
>
>Derek Woodlands wrote:
>
>> The following secret SRA document has come into my hands regarding a
change in
>> employment conditions for SRA employees:-
>>
>> SICKNESS
>>
>> We will no longer accept your doctors statements as proof. We
>> believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work.
>>
>> LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY
>>
>> We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are
>> employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and
>> should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as
>> you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you
>> less than we bargained for. Anyone having operations will be
>> FIRED immediately.
>>
>> PREGNANCY
>>
>> In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go
>> to the first aid room when the pains are FIVE MINUTES apart.
>> IF it is false labor, you will have to take an hour's leave
>> without pay.
>>
>> DEATH
>>
>> This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two
>> weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone your
>> job.
>>
>> From,
>>
>> THE MANAGEMENT, SRA.
>>
>> ;-)
>>
>> Catchya
>>
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