Re: Position Vacant - Any Takers?

["Lachlan Smith" <lsmith@senet.com.au>]

David Bennetts <davibenn@pcug.org.au> wrote in article
<01be2a15$febe0b60$7b4c0acb@davibenn.pcug.org.au>...
| The London Daily Telegraph reports that the owner of Thomas the Tank
Engine
| is looking for a new Fat Controller, because the last incumbent wants to
| take on slimmer roles.  Applicants must have a minimum waist size of 55
| inches (140cm) without padding and a bossy temperament.  They must be
| prepared to attend up to 100 events around the world each year, including
| numerous steam engine rallies.
| 
| Anyone in this newsgroup meeting the criteria?
| 
| Regards
| 
| David Bennetts
| Canberra
| 

Steamranger has a Fat Controller - Brian Busch - although I believe he
prefers to be called "operations manager" :-)

Lachlan