Re: Sodomney, Melbyarra and Canborrah - more verses needed for song

["Jeff" <Jeff@tpizone.freeserve.co.uk>]

"Oswald P Wrong" <SPAMossiepwrongNOT@expoSPAMsures.SPAMco.SPAM.nz> wrote in
message 3b22fd82.15049341@news.akl.ihug.co.nz">news:3b22fd82.15049341@news.akl.ihug.co.nz...
> My Fellow Australasians,
>
>  On Thu, 07 Jun 2001 03:38:15 GMT, nevilled@bigpond.net.au (Neville
> Duguid)
>
>  did in point of fact say:
>
> >Remember those old country singalongs? In the back of a bus or truck?
> >Everyone would sing along, verse after verse, but be silent for the
> >punchline of each verse, while each person took a turn substituting
> >their own last line?
> >
> >Well here's something true-blue Aussie to break with the weary acrimony
> >about matters technical and ideological which politicos' minds seem to
> >crave to the exclusion of all else.
> >
> >Add your own verse or substitute your own last line to this one. Leave
> >your own last line blank if you can't think of a good one, and see if
> >someone else can fill it in for you.
> >
> >Let's call our collectively composed song "In the Land of Oz Today". If
> >it helps to sing along, it fits the tune of "May the Bird of Paradise
> >Fly up your Nose" ;-)  Budding songwriters feel free to contribute a
> >chorus as well:
> >
> >Sodomney, Melbyarra and Canborrah
> >The goings-on will fill your mind with horror.
> >  The cuisine is devine
> >  The dope will blow your mind
> >It's Australia's Golden Triangle, begorrah.
>
> Warne and Waugh and Waugh
> Not blokes known to be poor
>   While liking a punt
>   And acting the cunned
> Kicked crooket's fine name out the door
>
> Crooketoids Moby, Swanny and Matt
> Did find it hard to accept that
>   Their game once so clean
>   Now looks quite obscene
> No wonder their pants have been shat
>
> So next time you feel like a bet
> Don't waste your cash on crooket
>   Cause the boys are all bent
>   And are all up for rent
> So keep your money in you wallet


*ROFLMAO

*(Disclaimer: Some of my best friends are Ockers)


Cheers,
Jeff.