On Sun, 4 Feb 2001 20:43:41 +1100, "Gnome 412" <gnome412@hotmail.com> wrote: >The Guard is a man >who rides in the van >at the rear of the back of the train. >The Driver up front thinks >the Guard is a Cunt >and the Guard thinks the Driver's the same > > Bloody Hell! We've got exactly the same poem in England. Nice to see all good verse works its way around the world. Tom C W Sussex, UK