Morphet <morphet@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message 1h6o5tg151k8ec8ragbaed196k6h5rr32b@4ax.com">news:1h6o5tg151k8ec8ragbaed196k6h5rr32b@4ax.com... > (these are meant as a joke, please don't take them seriously....after > all we all know train staff have no sense of humour....) <G> But train crews do have a sense of humour. It's just different to most other people. Dave Malcolm