Re: overweight drivers

["Ted Gay" <tedgay@bigpond.com>]

"Tezza" <tezza2000@dingoblue.net.au> wrote in message
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> "Michael" <usenet.spam@gunzel.net> wrote in message
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> > choochoo@spin.net.au (Marvin The Martian) wrote in
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> > >I have noticed that quite a few of the ex guards who are now drivers
> > >have put on a few kilos since changing over, why is this so?
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> > Because they're lazy? You can't just have a driver sitting there playing
> > with two levers. Make him push the doors open/close buttons, make him
look
> > in the mirror too.
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Then he would be doing as much work as a tram driver  :-)

And he could also press the PA button and moo to the cattle!
Ted

> No mirrors to look into.
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> > Nah, that'd render guards useless...
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> Too late!
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