Re: OTJOKEMRS

["Rail Roamer" <leadscout@one.net.au>]

WARNING NAUGHTY WORDS IN HERE.

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in
the kitchen listening to her son playing with his
new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause
this is the last stop! And all of you sons of
bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom
and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train
stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please
remember to take all of your belongings with you. We
thank you for riding with us today and hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with
us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you
just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For
those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."