Re: OTJOKEMRS

[jjjim <jjjim@bigpond.com>]

LOL @ both     im easily ammused   ;)



Rail Roamer wrote:

> WARNING NAUGHTY WORDS IN HERE.
>
> A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in
> the kitchen listening to her son playing with his
> new electric train in the living room. She heard the
> train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of
> bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause
> this is the last stop! And all of you sons of
> bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the
> train, cause we're going down the tracks."
>
> The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use
> that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
> to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO
> HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
> train, but I want you to use nice language."
>
> Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom
> and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train
> stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
> passengers who are disembarking the train, please
> remember to take all of your belongings with you. We
> thank you for riding with us today and hope your
> trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with
> us again soon."
>
> She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you
> just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand
> luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
> smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
> pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For
> those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
> delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."