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Re: [Humour]


Ronald BESDANSKY <ronbest@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> A story that's been around for many years now, but is set in the past so
our
> younger readers may not have heard it.
>
> The scene is the "Old" Ghan, a train notorious for its slowness and lack
of
> punctuality.
>
> Lady (to guard):    Excuse me, when will we reach Alice Springs?
> Guard (slowly):     Oh, in a while, madam, in a while. Why do you ask?
> Lady:                     I think I'm going to go into labour very
shortly.
> Guard:                   Madam, you shouldn't have got on the train in
that
> condition.
> Lady:                     Sir, when I got ON this train, I wasn't IN this
> condition!

LOL! An oldie but a goodie!!

Sam