(Slighty OT) - Pretend ICQ Viruses

["Eric Cartman" <erk_cartman@yahoo.com>]

This Pretend virus list that I have written is about ICQ. There is some
transit interest.......

THE KEVAN GOSPER VIRUS - Promises you to be the first Australian to have an
ICQ upgrade but gives it to his daughter at the last minute.

THE CITYLINK VIRUS - Threatens to charge you for ICQ but keeps on pushing
the date back. When payment commences, you will need an Etag on your PC.

THE CITYRAIL VIRUS - Makes your iCQ run slow, is dirty and often complained
about. Messages are frequenlty missed or spoken in garbled english.

THE QANTAS VIRUS - Your ICQ sliders off the screen, gets repaired, comes
back with a message from the CEO of ICQ.com only to suffer a blackout a few
days later.

THE ANDREW DENTON VIRUS - Walks around your ICQ list abusing selected people
on it.

THE CLUB VEG VIRUS - It gives your ICQ a different number, enabling to
shit-stir people on your ICQ list before reverting to the old number and
saying "Sucked in"


THE JOHN HOWARD VIRUS - Despite annoying the shit out of you and doing
everything wrong and being hated by many, your ICQ program refuses to say
sorry........

THE GST VIRUS - Come July 1, no-one knows if the speed of your ICQ will
fall, stay stable or rise.

THE MELBOURNE PUBLIC TRANSPORT VIRUS - Your ICQ will spilt into different
sections under different names but work the same as before. It will operate
in one direction in the morning peak hour and the opposite direction in the
afternoon peak.


Eric
http://www.erk.au.com