Re: [NSW] Humour

["Tom" <gunzel3801@optusnet.com.au>]

Sex

Usually everyone who has a dog either calls him Rover or some such name. I
called Mine "SEX". Well, Sex is a very embarrassing name. One day I took Sex
for a walk and he ran away from me- I spent hours looking for that dog. A
policeman came along and asked me what I was doing in an alley at 4a.m. in
the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex". My case comes up next Monday.
One day I went to the Town Hall to get a dog license for Sex. The Clerk
asked me what I wanted- I told him I wanted a License for Sex. He said he
would like one too. When I said "But this is a dog"- he said he didn't care
what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since
I was a two year old". He replied "You must have been a strong boy". When I
decided to get married, I told the Minister that I wanted to have Sex at the
wedding. He told me to wait until after the Ceremony. I said 'But Sex has
played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex". He
said that he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry
us in the church. I told him that everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy
having Sex there. The next day we were married by the justice of the peace.
My family is barred from the church. My wife and I took the dog along with
us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I
wanted a room for my wife and a special room for sex. The clerk said, " You
don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night" Then the clerk said " Me too"
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the
dog. I said "Your Honour, I had sex before I was married: and the justice
said " Me too" When I told him that after I was married sex had left me. And
he said " Me too" Well. Now I've been thrown in jail, been married divorced
and had more damn trouble with that dog than I had ever gambled for. Why
just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist,
she asked me "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied "Well, Sex has died
and left my life. It's like losing your best friend and it's so lonely". The
doctor looked at me and said " Mister, you and I both Know that sex isn't a
mans best friend - got get yourself a dog.

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Tom Devrell
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gunzel3801@optusnet.com.au
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