Come Play Metcard Pokies!

["Jeff Kennett" <anonymous@cotse.com>]

Tired of not winning at your favourite Pokies venue?
Tired of not winning at my bed partners Casino?
Tired of having to be over 18 to play the Pokies?

Try Metcard Pokies, A sure way to win, or lose!

Our Pokies machines are the absolute latest in technology, 
because I said so! Inset a dollar, get two back, insert 
two, get $1.90 back. Who knows what you will win next?

The best part is, you don't even need to be over 18! Thats 
right, anyone of any age can play Metcard Pokies.

"Where do I find Metcard Pokies?" 
At each station, and on each and every tram (City Circle 
services not included).

"What if I don't win anything or I lose drastically?"
Enter our second chance draw! If you play Metcard Pokies 
until the 24th of December, insert your recipt into the 
green boxes(on trams) or the silver boxes (on stations) for 
the chance to be harrassed by one of our silly clowns and 
win a free TV! (These boxes are also known as validators).

"I heard that I have to play Metcard Pokies every time I 
catch a train or tram. Is this true?"
Yes it is! But why worry, when you have the chance to WIN?

"I don't believe in this. Explain yourself!"
Why not read these testemonials,

John of Epping, Vic - "I won $2 in Metcard Pokies. I 
selected my ticket which cost $1.70, put in a two dollar 
coin. Out came the recipt, and a two collar coin!"
Sue of Montmorency, Vic - "I lost ten cents. Who cares? I 
still have the chance to be harrassed by these clowns to 
win a free TV"
Kenneth of North Balwyn, Vic - "I didn't win or lose 
anything at the Metcard Pokies, but I did score a free TV. 
To be harrassed by one of these clowns gives me a warm 
fuzzy feeling inside. I feel kind of special"

So what are you waiting for? Play Metcard Pokies today!

- Jeff Kennett.