Y to K Compliance
After 18 months of hard work, we are happy to inform you that our staff has completed the requested project on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analysed all databases, all data files, including backups and historical archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, and December,
as well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, and Saturdak.
I trust this that this is satisfactork, because to be honest, none of this " Y-to-K " change has made ank sense to us, but I understand that this is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in ank wak possible.
Sincerelk,
Software Development
P.S. what does the year 2000 have to do with it ankwak?