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Re: A Shyster/Lawyer/Barrister's Holiday Greetings



Hey David,

<snip> legalistic ramblings....

You ARE Ronnie Nutter and I claim my $5!!

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Chris (Keeping the dream alive)
NSW

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Bluebottle (in cupboard):
Open the door Eccles.

Eccles (outside):
How'd I do that Bluebottle?

BlueBottle: You turn the knob on your side!

Eccles (puzzled after looking under arms and at hips):
I don't GOT a knob on my side????
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