Re: WAS----Patricks Train---Now Union Bashing!
Rod Young (berlina@bigpond.com)
12 Apr 98 14:39:04 GMT
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Date: Sep 23 2001
Aid workers from Indonesia today reported that after six weeks of fruitless
searching,
that they did not find any more survivors!
It has been a week since the last survivors found had been evacuated from
Melbourne.
World Health Organisation Inspectors on site, say that the special United
Nations
teams would be flown out next Thursday.
Urgent Talks in Jerusalem, have tried to put together what happened in
Australia,
and have urged World Leaders to try and find the answers, and so try and
avoid similar happenings elsewhere.
CNN Reporter Gert Hilder, interviewed one of the few survivors Ebone
Loevey, who
it is believed to have escaped on one of the special evacuation 747's,
dressed as a woman,and who was reported to be in good health.
When asked how could this happen in such a civilized Country ,his reply
was. "What do you expect when for 100 years the filthy commos are left to
do what they like, We finaly got sick and Tired of being stopped from
enjoying our natural, undeniable right of being filthy rich, and got rid of
the lot of them"
And how did you do that Mr. Loevey?
"Well first of all we sacked them all, and got outher people to come in at
half the wages, and work longer hours.. and it was great for a
while...Uncle Benji doubled his wealth in just one year!"
And...
well you know what its like, after a while to stay competitive, you have to
do something else...and when your on a good thing...stick to it...so
We sacked all the workers and got more to come in at half the wages and
things were really good for a while....then we stopped welfare, made it
against the law to be unemployed, hung all unionists upside down on crosses
to strangle...and before you knew it, all the Commo workers, wankers that
they were, just disapeared?
Thats terrible Mr. Loevey..then...?
"Well Uncle Benji,got a bit depressed, because he had no one to be better
than!
but everything was good again when he realised that most of his friends
were really beneath him. So it all started again, and do you know it took
him only three years,
But then it was too late to turn back, we found that we had that much money
and gold, and we had possessions unheard of....but the city was empty, we
had no food and I thought of the days when as a boy I didnt listen to the
old ones, at 17 I knew it all.......Mr Loevey started to sob quietly and
soon after ran from the room, and a shot was heard!
They raced to the toilet and found that poor Mr Loevey had blown the top of
his head off in despair!
We can only guess..He must have realised he had left all his wealth behind,
and could not face the truth that he was just a poor sod like the rest of
us!
Rod
names have been changed to protect the guilty.