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Unverified address; posted through 203.32.165.99 (pr@sw.com.au)
14 Aug 1997 16:34:59 GMT
A mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
trainstop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,
get the hell off now cause this is the last stop. And all of you sons
of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train 'cause
we're leaving."
The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room
for two hours. When you come out you may play with your train. But I
want you to use nice language."
Two hours later the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride
with us again soon." "For those of you just boarding we ask you to
store all your luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking
except in the club car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us." "And for those of you who are pissed off about the
two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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