Re: TRAINEE SIGNALLERS

["Tezza" <tezza2000@dingoblue.net.au>]

"Tom" <gunzel3801@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:3af8e7af$0$25504$7f31c96c@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au...
| Just found this on the jobs guide site http://www.jobsguide.com.au (copied
| entire article)
| Sounds good.
| What are some things people should know about this particular job before
| applying?
| Is it hard to get employed with the SRA?
| What type of things do they talk about in their interviews?
| ok thanks
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| TRAINEE SIGNALLERS

| Your duties will be to assist the Signaller who holds responsibility for
the
| daily operation of Signalling equipment to facilitate safe and on-time
train running.

Translation: Don't clear signals till Driver calls on radio.


| You will work as part of a team with Train Drivers

ROTFLMAO!


| You will need to possess good communication and customer service skills,

This is a sendup right?


| have an eye for detail, a flexible and reliable attitude, and the ability
to work alone or in a team.


They can't possibly be serious.


| Sound  judgement and decision-making skills,


"Will I have a nap now, or after I blow the phoneboy and delay 5 trains?"


| good memory retention as well as personal diligence and the ability to be
| safety/risk conscious are essential.

"Sorry Driver about throwing that stick back in your face, I forgot you were
coming."


| Extensive training is provided and there are many opportunities for
| advancement.

If you have the right genetalia.

| State Rail is an equal opportunity employer and is committed to increasing
| the representation of women.


Translation:  Blokes need not apply.