Special message for j-p turdcad (just in case the idiot misses it :-)

[Rod Elliott <rode666@bigpond.com>]

Just for a laugh (and hopefully to make that Turdcad thing piss off forever), Rod
Elliott wrote mockingly (but relatively restrained - for now):

> JP Turdcad,
>
> How could you *not* have noticed our "below the belt hits" - you must have
> several broken fingers by now.
>
> For a while, many of the respondents at the news groups must have thought that
> Rod Speed was a bloody nuisance, and that you were probably just a little off
> course.  Your latest series of posts have changed our opinions and suspicions,
> and we can now safely add "idiot", "lunatic" and even "f**kwit" to the invective
> that you so richly deserve to have heaped upon you.
>
> I don't care if you are French or any other nationality - that has nothing to do
> with the fact that you are a raving moron, and are so vigorously banging your
> fist on the underside of the table that you can no longer think clearly.  I
> suggest that you release your sausage immediately, and do something useful with
> your life (such as end it - preferably painfully).
>
> I *strongly* suggest that you send e-mails to yourself, and have the results
> measured by a suitably qualified scientific and medical panel.  We all know what
> the results will be, and hope that the straightjacket is extremely
> uncomfortable.
>
> On behalf of all Australians, I wish you nothing but our ill will.  Please go
> and annoy someone else (try looking in a mirror - I'm sure that will work :-)
>
> Jeers,    Rod
>
> ~~ jp turcaud ~~ wrote:
>
> > G'day bastards !
> >
> >  I have noted your below the belt hits, and you will duly see my reply down
> > below those lines ... just wait for it !!!!
> >
> > I am just back from Bordeaux and was caught during 1 ½ hour in a traffic jam
> > !!! I speeded back on the "autoroute" up to 180 Km/hour _ was not caught _
> > and however still managed to get late for dinner ... Damn it,  I had it on
> > my own,  lighted though with an excellent bottle of white 1982 " Chateau
> > Turcaud "  I had brought back !!! ... too good for you blokes, you would not
> > appreciate ...  only for connoisseurs !
> >
> > All this to say,  I had plenty of time to think about you blokes and your
> > complete incapacity to admit that the present Gogology* could be wrong ...
> > even on anyone of its tenets ... you are certainly bloody well brainwashed
> > right down to the ADN spiral level with genetically modified thinking
> > pattern indeed .... as a consequence all of what has been foraged in your
> > poor little  brain has now become Gospel Truth ( or Koreanic /Thoroic for
> > that matter ) Nevermind, in a few months time you will be so ashamed of that
> > Horrid Gogology Whore of a Sci000nce, which you have been defending beak and
> > nails, that none of you will admit then having had such childish/primitive
> > views on the subject as you have at the present time !
> >
> > Here is my REAL  answer to you now !
> > Well, well,   while being caught in that bloody traffic jam, I thougt a VERY
> > good one about you Australian bastards and,  and a most appropriate answer
> > to what I discovered with amazement being what you were calling  us French
> > in fucken Australia i.e. FFF { fucken French frogs }during my 10 + years
> > stay there and still there on the ng.  Here it is and, what I
> > have baptised you now, I am afraid,  may certainly cling to your skin for
> > quite a while .... in any case I will do my best for that  !
> >
> > What do your reckon about calling you now FAT { Fucken Australian Toads }as
> > an anwer  ... That's a good one isn't ? Since you have been calling French
> > as Frogs for quite sometimes, why should we calling you Toad in return. It
> > perfectly goes in line withe the idea that anyone should pay fully for its
> > sins and further it befit very well indeed you the FATs !  If not just tell
> > me why...I love to hear your objections mates !
> >
> > Look how nice it sounds :
> > A Congregation of Fat FATs in some pub tub singing the GST**in choir !!! ...
> > with tepid beer galore and big Slurps  Slurps ! Beuuuuuurk !
> >
> > Kindest regards
> >
> > * As a result, all I have to say of importance will be told then in the most
> > academic fashion on my second site, devoted to the true  Geology { not to
> > Gogology,  mind you. What ever I may say or said by the way is turned into
> > derision or taken out of context !  In any case, clearly nothing is learnt
> > by you blokes out of all I have written since such a long time ... you're
> > just a school of bloody dunces or still worse reckless
> > unatentionned/unconcerned/immoral indeed FAT FATs !
> > Does that answer your question CLK ?
> >
> > **For the newcomers the GST stands for - God Save the Turds - and is the New
> > Australian Anthem which Johny Howard ordered, and everyone is singing
> >  whining about } now !!!
> > It's sung on an old tune... none other than " Waltzing Mathilda " and it
> > goes something like that :
> >
> > God save us turds now !
> > God save us turds now !
> > God save all the  fucken turds that we know !
> >
> > §§§ After should come something on the line of :: §§§
> >
> > Here come round that mean little ... with all the rimes : bloody, swaggy,
> > Johny ; billy , Gum tree etc
> > BUT my problem is that I have forgotten the tune from then onwards and,  as
> > a result I am stuck with making a name for myself composing intirely the new
> > Australian Anthem !
> > Can anyone help ?
> >
> > Jean-Paul Turcaud
> > Hydro & Mining Prospector
> > Pioneer of Australian Mining
> > Web Sites:
> > The Greatest Australian Mining Covered up Swindle Of The 20th Century
> > www.poglio.com/welleda
> > Refutation Of The Horrid Geological Myths
> > www.poglio.com/horus1st
> >
> > ~~Ignorance Is The Cosmic Sin, The One Never Forgiven~~
> >
> > "CLK" <dustyut@trash.lasal.net> wrote in message
> > 3b202195.1506402@news.gj.net">news:3b202195.1506402@news.gj.net...
> >
> > Turcaud, when I first came to this group I tried, and I mean I REALLY
> > tried to give you the benfit of the doubt.  Heck, just because
> > everyone was giving you shit doesn't mean you are what they say you
> > are, right?
> >
> > Listen, if you have something worthwhile to say, I'll listen to you.
> > But if you have a problem with a mining company, don't tell us.  WE
> > DON'T CARE.  You're problem, not ours.  And from looking at your
> > posts, I would say it's probrobly more than just your problem, but a
> > result of your underactive mind running amuck.
> >
> > Have a nice day!
> > With "love and adoration",
> > Carl (gag me with a pitchfork please!)
> >
> > "lefty2446" <spam@lefty.dyndns.org> wrote in message
> > 3b206dd3$0$25512$7f31c96c@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au">news:3b206dd3$0$25512$7f31c96c@news01.syd.optusnet.com.au...
> > > "CLK" <dustyut@trash.lasal.net> wrote in message
> > > 3b202195.1506402@news.gj.net">news:3b202195.1506402@news.gj.net...
> > >
> > > Don't worry about him, he's been here only slightly longer than you
> > have...
> > >
> > > Adrian
> > >
> > >